{"id":177,"date":"2011-08-16T21:47:50","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T01:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/?p=177"},"modified":"2011-08-16T21:47:50","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T01:47:50","slug":"an-open-letter-to-anton-chigurh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/?p=177","title":{"rendered":"An Open Letter to Anton Chigurh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dearest <a href=\"images\/chigurh.jpg\">Anton<\/a>,<\/p>\n<p>The times we&#8217;ve had together have been magical. You know this as well as I do. The way that you deny country music to the elderly makes my trouser-space tight with anticipation. But there is one&#8230; problem. A minor nitpick in our &#8220;infrequent blogger&#8221;\/&#8221;fictional character&#8221; relationship.<\/p>\n<p>When you call me &#8220;friendo&#8221;, I get the feeling that we&#8217;re not really friends.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I know that I consider you my friend. Is the feeling not mutual? I thought we had a good thing going. Some special times, you and I. But your usage of this word puts everything into doubt.<\/p>\n<p>Please respond. I am so worried that it is making me sick all the way into my deepest body parts.<\/p>\n<p>Yours Always,<br \/>\nCharles Meyer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dearest Anton, The times we&#8217;ve had together have been magical. You know this as well as I do. The way that you deny country music to the elderly makes my trouser-space tight with anticipation. But there is one&#8230; problem. A minor nitpick in our &#8220;infrequent blogger&#8221;\/&#8221;fictional character&#8221; relationship. When you call me &#8220;friendo&#8221;, I get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/?p=177\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">An Open Letter to Anton Chigurh<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":181,"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions\/181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}