I’ve been sick for about a week, and I’ve come to an exciting conclusion regarding vomits:<\/p>\n
The surprise vomits are the worst kind of vomits.<\/p>\n
Normally you get a few seconds warning. You can feel it coming. You get to prepare. <\/p>\n
Not with surprise vomits, yo. You get two coughs. Two normal coughs. The third cough, you get orange juice vomits in your beard.<\/p>\n
And that’s just not cool, man. That’s just not cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’ve been sick for about a week, and I’ve come to an exciting conclusion regarding vomits: The surprise vomits are the worst kind of vomits. Normally you get a few seconds warning. You can feel it coming. You get to prepare. Not with surprise vomits, yo. You get two coughs. Two normal coughs. The third … Continue reading Surprise Vomits<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ftdftw.net\/blag\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}